Sardar’s back…courtesy of Kak Rosnelim. Thanks Kak Ros 😉

Sardar: I haven’t slept all night in the train.
Friend: Why?
Sardar: Got upper berth.
Friend: Why didn’t u exchange?
Sardar: Oye! There was nobody to exchange in the lower berth.

A Sardar went to a bank to open a S.B. A/C.
After seeing the Form he had gone to Delhi for filling it up. You know why?
Form said: ‘Fill Up In Capital.’.

Sardarji standing below a tube light with a open mouth.
Why? Because his doctor advised him: ‘Today’s dinner should be light !’

One sardarji professor asked a plumber to come to his college.
You know why?
Because he wanted to check where the question paper is leaking.

Santa! Your daughter has died!
Depressed, Sardar jumps from 100th floor.
At 50th floor he remembers I don’t have a daughter!
At 25th floor he remembers I’m unmarried!
At 10th floor he remembers I’m Banta not Santa!

On a romantic date sardar’s girlfriend asks him: ‘Darling ! On our engagement will you give me a ring?’
He said: ‘Sure ! What’s your phone number?’

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever.
What will come first, chicken or egg?
O Yaar, what ever u order first will come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
He wrote:’Due To Rain, No Match!’

What does a sardar do after taking a Xerox?
He will compare it with the original for any spelling mistakes.

Why can’t sardars dial Nine-Eleven (911) at emergency?
They cannot find the eleven on the phone.

Sardar and his wife buy coffee in a shop.
Sardar: Drink quickly.
Wife: Why?
Sardar: Hot coffee Rs 5 and cold coffee Rs 10

Sardar at an Art Gallery : I suppose this horrible looking thing is what you call modern art?
Art dealer: I beg your pardon sir, that’s a mirror!

Sardar news: A two seater plane crashed in a graveyard in punjab.
Local sardars have so far found 500 bodies and are still digging for more.

Sardar visits Chinese friend dying in hospital. Man says ‘Chin Yu Yan’ and dies.
Sardar goes to China to find meaning of friends last words.
It is ‘You are standing on the oxygen tube!’

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.
Wife: What you are doing?
Sardar: I am seeing how I look while sleeping

Hope all of u enjoyed it, now go back to work!

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4 Responses to SARDARJI is Back

  1. TICO says:

    cantiknya blog ni.

  2. hahaha.. wani gelak besar baca Sardar kat tanah perkuburan tuh… huahauahauah

  3. Best kan Sardar2 ni semua…LOL!

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